Skyhooks Balwyn Calling

You met her at a party on Saturday night

She was drinkin advocaat

Her skin was smooth and her jeans were tight

You didnt think shed go that far

She mighta looked like a princess

But whyd you have to give her your address

Cos you aint safe when you get home

Shes gonna call you on the telephone



Hey boy thats Balwyn callin

Hey boy thats Balwyn callin

Hey boy thats Balwyn callin

Get on the phone and do a bit of stallin



It was just too easy when you got to her flat

And she kicked off her platform shoes

And you played around like a cat and a rat

And now youve got the Balwyn blues

Well you thought she ould be a one nighter

But she wants to squeeze you tighter

Cos you aint safe when you get home

Shes gonna call you on the telephone



She sure knows when shes got a good catch

And she just wont let go

Shes been searchin for the perfect match

Her ambition with your dough

A brick veneer prison is waitin for you

But you just smile while she turns the screw

And you aint safe when you get home she

Shes gonna call you on the telephone



Hey boy thats Balwyn calling X 3

Get off the phone and get out of Balwyn


[ Balwyn Calling Lyrics ]